Monday, January 18, 2010
MAMA KELING BELIT MACAM ULAR.
School was great!
And so b fetched me from school since he was not working today.
We ate at Bukit Panjang mac and head to lot as i wanted to borrow some books.
Went over to my place after that. So nasri was bored, we decided to go to yew tee point.
Mama also wanted me to buy for her some food. As we were walking towards the bustop.....
TWO FUGLY INDIAN KELING MAMA STARED AT US.
we were sitting at the bustop waiting for 302 while gossiping about how tight their pants was until we could actually see the shape of their konek. we laughed among ourselves and suddenly...
JENG JENG JENG......... they approached us and......
Them: You think i cannot understand malay is it? (all sorts of vulgarities came out)
Us: (Our eyes were wide open with shock...)
They made a phone call and the blackie said, " okay, beat!"
That totally triggered me. They literally pushed nasri, i grabbed nasri and so we started arguing in PUBLIC. They called all their other BLACKIE friends and i was like -.= (busuk!!!!)
I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT WITH INDIANSSS AND MY EXPERIENCE WAS LIKE......
Blackie: Now we want to settle we slap your face or beat your bf ah.
Me: Eh what the fcuk? Apa cara kau main ni? Kau kental nah? Nak daging free eh? wei, salah orang ah boi.
Blackie: You call your friends and i call mine then we pecah ah!
Me: How old are you?!!?!?!? ( he was shorter than nasri and me SIAL)
Nasri dah ready dengan deck and i was like......aku malas nak gaduh dengan keling, berbual belit sial. OMG. Aku sort je.
Blackie: We go some blok and talk ah, don't talk at bustop.
Me: Amacam? Kental pah? Mau berani tunjuk fanatik, mau berani pat luar, mau berani ah langgar law! Pikir aku dog kau per sial?
Blackie: K, we give you chance, say sorry to us.
Me: Eh, this is not the way i roll with you and kau siapa eh aku nak cakap sorry? OH PLEASE, MANA NYA BIG FCUK SIA? what fools are you? Sikit nya benda, terasa beh terus nak pukul.
GILA.
Nasri ketawa je all the way. Its so hillarious like what the fcuk? Nasri nak lawan balik pun macam....keling sial? cara dieorang is like wayyy different.
THEY ARE 14 OKAY. NASRI IS LIKE GONNA BE 19?!
okay age does not matter but they behave like baru nak naik!
After a few minutes of stupid shit, i decided what is best for them.
They cannot agreed on a spa. Nak pukul kita je.... Nak berbual besar, jalan pun takda.
Apa ni? Main busuk per? Aku tak faham cara india punya baju ah. Kelakar gila.
Fikir balik, aku kalau panggil orang, dieorang panggil orang, bila mau game?
Tak akan sua punya. In the end, police case per.. so i called the police.
Me: You wait ah, i call my members. Confirm kasi kau pecah punya.
Blackies: Who your friend? How old? fat or not? Where want?
Me: asal takut eh? Wait loooh.....
Sap, 3 kereta police datang. DIEORANG BOLEH BERBUAL BELIT LAGI.
ASTAFIRUAALLAH. aku dah takleh tahan, aku apa lagi?
Me: Hi mama. Turun jap leh? Ada budak gertak i laaaaaa. haha.
Mama: Berani eh? OKAY YOU WAIT, I COME DOWN.
Mama aku datang, maki police sikit terussssss......
ALL THE BLACKIES APOLOGISE TO ME ONE BY ONEAND ONE MORE TIME....
apa lagi? Revenge.
I really don't mean to insult any indians here but some of them are just -----
I am not "kental" to be calling the police but kau try eh gaduh dengan keling. kau boleh pening sial. Kiwak, dieorg peh bbl dalah tak faham.I am through with every experience that happened to me a few years back.
Nasri and me hugged each other after that. We were glad both of us are safe.
And.........that mama kelings are the most kentalan jubo, they are like still in the baru nak naik and still wild. ZOMG. So merepek.
Okay enough of the dramas, i want to do maths. bye!
